Wife

Discussion in 'For Sale Miscellaneous' started by goirish, May 30, 2012.

  1. goirish

    goirish New Member

    WIFE FOR SALE!

    She is an excellent magician, will make money disappear. Only has 10% hearing, because everytime you tell her to do something it doesn't get done. Has a tendency to watch stupid reality shows. You will need a land line, because her Fuc!@# sister's and mother can't go a day without calling the house 40 times. Cell minutes would kill you. Although she can cook, I hope you enjoy chicken lots of fuc!@ chicken.

    Email me if interested at Someonepleaseshootmeandputmeoutofmymisery@yahoo.com
     
  2. dirtysouth

    dirtysouth Sponsor

  3. HotRodCarts

    HotRodCarts Cartaholic

    What's she look like? :naughty: :rotflmao:
     
  4. Nubs

    Nubs Cartaholic

    may be interested in a lease with option to house, take any trades? mine comes with new food bowl and harness. ties up well :dazed:
    :rotflmao: :unsure:
     
  5. goirish

    goirish New Member

    No lease. Take the fuc!@#$ house! You made need to buy a couple of acres for grazing purposes. And the queers want to marry and deal with this sh!t.
     
  6. oddpowers

    oddpowers Active Member

    :eek: uhh... :unsure: nevermind. not sure what to say here... :rotflmao:
     
  7. COPB

    COPB Cartaholic - R.I.P.

    Lots of luck with your sale. I had to pay to get rid of mine. And pay. And pay. And pay. etc....... :no:
     
  8. goirish

    goirish New Member

  9. HotRodCarts

    HotRodCarts Cartaholic

    It's cheaper to keep 'em...
     
  10. slim67

    slim67 Member

  11. GarageBuilt

    GarageBuilt Nine Pages

    Can she turn a wrench or at least come with a money back guarantee ......
     
  12. Zman

    Zman Member

    Can she shoot and gut out an elk by herself?
     
  13. pbsdaddy

    pbsdaddy New Member

    Never, never, never teach this type of wife to shoot. :eek:
     
  14. Texas6023

    Texas6023 New Member

    need to see photos for me to put my bid in for wife. I'll start at a dollar until I see photos.
     
  15. pbillyi69

    pbillyi69 Active Member

    lol now that's funny right there i dont care who you are.....
     

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